Friday, June 30, 2017
Wow! Look at this deal Bubba.
Bubba and Billy Joe...
Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation in New Orleans, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads,
"Suits $5.99 each,
shirts $1.99 each,
trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Alabama, sell 'em and make a fortune.
Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and....."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this here is a Dry-Cleaners."