Monday, February 8, 2016

LIFE
I want my next life to be backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension .
Then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young too work.
You get ready for High School, drink alcohol party, and you’re Generally Promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no Responsibilities.
Then you become a baby and after that.......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions.
Central heating, room service on tap and then.....
You finish off with an Orgasm.
I rest my case.
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