Donald
and Hillary Go into a Bakery on the
Campaign Trail
As soon
as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals
three pastries and puts them in her
pocket.
She says
to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner
didn't see anything and I don't even need
to lie.”
I will
definitely win the election.
The
Donald says to Hillary, "That's the
typical dishonesty you have displayed
throughout your entire life, trickery and
deceit.
I am
going to show you an honest way to get the
same result."
Donald
goes to the owner of the bakery and says,
"Give me a pastry and I will show
you a magic trick."
Intrigued,
the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump
swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner
gives him another one.
Then
Donald asks for a third pastry and eats
that, too.
The owner
is starting to wonder where the magic
trick is and asks, "What did you do with
the pastries?"
Trump
replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
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