Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Tiger who sat with Confucius really knows inside truth.

What Confucius Did NOT Say

- Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient
- A passionate kiss, like the spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

- Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

- The man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

- Man who runs in front of car gets tired,
  but a man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

- The man who eats many prunes gets a good run for the money.

- War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

- The man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.

- It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

- The man who drives like hell is likely to get there.

- The man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

- A wise man does not keep sled hammer and slow computer in the same room.

- The man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

- The man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.


"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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